Invisibility is perfect for watching girls get undressed. If you could have any super power what would you choose? This is someone else's Party Van that I found. * This picture, and the detail shot, are not of The Driver's actual Party Van. But It feels good to punch because of the head liner. The rain is punching the ceiling from above.ĭon't bother inviting the rain to your party. The dance floor is moving at 70 miles an hour, maybe sideways. The music is making you punch the ceiling with ecstatic metronomic gusto. I would say he is in control, but he knows there is no such thing.
DABBLE STL DRIVER
The Driver has done this many times before.
In the party van you can do anything, but it must be done with vitality. The Human Crumple Zone is the perfect classroom, laboratory, dance floor, arena and abattoir. If you want, you can use the un-lined Spanish Conquistador's helmet. It is in front of the rear bench seat, just behind the cockpit, from the sliding door to the wall. The Human Crumple Zone is one of the areas inside the Party Van. I'm starting to think the two most powerful words in the English language are white van. I don't know how much my friend, The Driver, paid for the Party Van. The Lower MUNY is for getting romantic with some guy you just met behind Steinburg Ice Rink. The Upper MUNY is the lot for getting loose in $50,000 street legalish race cars. The man with the Camaro made one critical mistake. Two years ago Cole and I watched a fire breathing pro-street Camaro get loose right into the lower MUNY's stone retaining wall. Don't sweat seeing the Concourse D'Elegance, the real show is what the spectators bring. We took it over by driving hose clamped together Donks and Hyundai Tiburons with $5000 stereos and $50 airbrush murals, and parking them proudly next to whatever trailer queen the banker in the Hawaiian shirt brought.ĭo yourself a favor and go to the Easter Car Show this year. Originally organized by the old rich guys with British roadsters and shiny Model A sedans, The Easter Car Show now belongs to St. Held Easter Sunday on the Upper MUNY parking lot it's the place to see interesting cars and St. Once a year, after 40 days of penance, the Upper Muny Parking Lot gets its moment to shine. Their Cadillacs and Buicks wait patiently in the lot. Louis, the Municipal Theater, or MUNY, is where old people go on summer nights to sit. The Upper MUNY is one of two parking lots for the Municipal Theater in Forrest park. Louis, let me fill you in on some the details. Since this whole thing was conceived as a guide to St. They're gonna be happy we're not giving each other blow jobs in the woods, or shooting rich white ladies. Not gonna waste their time on five beer-spitting low lifes racing a go-cart in an empty parking lot. Relax man, the cops have other stuff to worry about.
This lot has seen the business end of fat meats. That Spiro-graph of cauterized rubber isn't from parked cars.
Those beer bottles didn't empty and break themselves. People know the upper MUNY is a dialed spot. I'm not letting you in on some great secret. It was surreptitiously designed by some unknown genius of the drug-soaked 1970's civil engineering underground as a playing field for things with wheels and motors. A moat of mature oaks and turf grass immediately below. Long enough to use as a quarter mile drag strip for slow vehicles with small wheels.Īt the Upper MUNY you feel atop a plateau, vistas to various styles reveal themselves at the cardinal directions. Long enough to blur the edges on a sweltering August afternoon. At the moment of reveal, she is stunning. Adult trees conceal the lots' true size until the next to last moment. But it offers plenty of room to dabble with chaos.īy car, the approach is winding. The thing that makes a parking lot good for motorsporting practice is size. A perfect place to ride and drive things of questionable legality. It's close, huge and rarely used as a place to park cars. I try to live my life in a way that when someone comes up to me and says, "I've got this go-kart, do you know anyplace we can use it?" The answer is yes.įor basic go-karting, donut spinning, motorcycle learning, stick shift practice and general parking lot sessioning I recommend the Upper MUNY Parking lot.
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